See the full Minecraft Show here! ➜ goo.gl ➜ Noobcraft – Ep.1 Welcome to Buttfuck Paradise! Found Diamond, Iron, attacked by creepers, and skeletons. Nice! I set out a journey of Minecraft as a noob, knowing practically nothing about Minecraft. Who know what will happen. Is there going to be a creeper that send me to death? A skeleton? Or a Zombie? There’s so many things you can do in Minecraft, and there’s so many things I don’t know how to do. That’s why I’m starting off the series. Hopefully you guys will give me ideas on what to do in this ginormous, massive world of wonder. Let me know what I should do in this series. For now, I need to find some resources such as diamond, iron, red stone, food, etc…to survive. After surviving through a couple nights I’ll set off to build myself a house, maybe explore some crazy cave, and get killed by an enderman. Anyway, hopefully you guys enjoy the series. Don’t forget to leave me a like, favorite, comment, and most importantly subscribe for more awesome stuff that I’ll be doing. =-=-=-=-= Director =-=-=-=-= fatfatsuperman/Jeff: goo.gl Facebook: goo.gl Twitter: goo.gl =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ► Minecraft ▼ Minecraft revolves around one simple principal: survival. The game is split into day and night cycles. During the day, you spend time gathering resources, whether it be searching for ore, digging holes, fishing or planting crops. Night is spent either indoors, mining underground tunnels, building tools or running around …
Vote for me as the new emperor of Tamriel. ——————————————————————————————- www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Hardcore Rules: 1) If you die, the character is ‘dead’. You cannot reload the save. There is only 1 life. 2) You cannot use the Map, neither for Fast traveling nor for guidance. 3) You cannot use the compass (Mod required) 4) Play in Expert or Master difficulty. Master is recommended. 5) You need to eat food and sleep to get your stam and magicka regen (Mod required) 6) There is NO health regen, you need either pots or healing magic (Mod required) -Mod to hide HUD features and the compass: www.skyrimnexus.com -Mod to simulate the necessity of food and sleep for survival: www.skyrimnexus.com If you have any questions, please let me know. And enjoy!
August 14th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
get closer to your camra i cant hear you
August 14th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST NAME ON YOUTUBE EVER!
August 14th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
it´s called a jukebox*
August 14th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Good for a beginner
August 14th, 2012 at 11:27 pm
stare an enderman directly in the eyes!
August 14th, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Do Shift + Click= YOU GIT MOAR SHIT There you go!
August 15th, 2012 at 12:23 am
you scared of enemys go in to peaceful
August 15th, 2012 at 12:36 am
Pickaxe and sword
August 15th, 2012 at 1:24 am
U hold down shift when y click to get all at once
August 15th, 2012 at 1:33 am
He mist diamonds over the lava at least 4
August 15th, 2012 at 1:47 am
U lucky retard I’ve played for several hours and I haven’t even found red stone
August 15th, 2012 at 1:59 am
if you would listen to the guy u would know that he doesnt know what its called
August 15th, 2012 at 2:18 am
The music box thing is a Jukebox, ya dweeb
August 15th, 2012 at 2:47 am
Creat a sord built house
August 15th, 2012 at 2:48 am
they are chickens not ducks chickens are evil ducks are nice ducks make the world spin
August 15th, 2012 at 3:37 am
watch episode 2. You’ll find out what I did with those Diamonds.
August 15th, 2012 at 4:08 am
diamond sword and diamond pickaxe
August 15th, 2012 at 4:35 am
oh by the way if you want to do the wood thing just shift click puts everything in stacks
August 15th, 2012 at 5:02 am
great series try doing a fountain
and the series is awsome bro 
August 15th, 2012 at 5:03 am
zombies are cool i can get their meat
August 15th, 2012 at 5:23 am
Butt Fuck Paradise…sounds like my kind of place.
August 15th, 2012 at 6:02 am
i love this series plz do more
August 15th, 2012 at 6:04 am
make and axe for wood put two(2) sticks then put (3) on top
August 15th, 2012 at 6:16 am
build a underwater house !
good luck and have fun !
August 15th, 2012 at 7:15 am
More plz
August 15th, 2012 at 7:42 am
As much as I like you rex… not upgrading the dark brotherhoods sanctuary to maximum is unforgivable. WORST RP EVER
August 15th, 2012 at 8:38 am
Falls the moon is a moon. Moons are an entirely different category of interstellar objects.
August 15th, 2012 at 8:44 am
hahahaha your right! i was sreaming! the fucking door in front of you! this door,! look! and he took the exit i was like, fuck that… next time you die remember that… haha
August 15th, 2012 at 8:53 am
You are the WORST LOOTER in the history of this game. You leave behind books, potions, whole chests.
August 15th, 2012 at 9:46 am
Anyone else see the huge mudcrab in the background @10:34?
August 15th, 2012 at 10:09 am
he has the nerfed stealth mod on
August 15th, 2012 at 10:27 am
That’s what i was gonna say lol!
August 15th, 2012 at 10:32 am
dude if rhexx thinks regular mages are strong fight arch mages 5 arch mages took 10 elder dragons down
August 15th, 2012 at 10:41 am
a little trust maybe?
August 15th, 2012 at 11:05 am
How do we know your not fast traveling?
August 15th, 2012 at 11:49 am
wtf wats up with the sneak perks? i dont have those
August 15th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
@MrRhexx what bow are you using and how did you get your smithing up that well?
August 15th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
what happens if you lie about how much money you got from the contract?
August 15th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
me to
August 15th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
why the heck was delphine in whiterun plz reply
August 15th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Amound Motierre is sorta creepy…
August 15th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Really you can buy the spell Clairvoyance from every mage that sells
August 15th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
At 10:04 for he looks like a retard playiing hide-and-seek.
August 15th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Dude you are full of shit. How do you not see that door in the emperors cabin, give me a break.
August 15th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
U need to go get Cicero
August 15th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
The chest from the turturing is going to give you the total of 16000 gold so its kinda worth it
August 15th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
its for the battles he makes
August 15th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
ok so whats the green screen thing?
August 15th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
ur not at master lvl