Go to the source: Keep It Simple Survival
Dooooon’t listen to me! I ain’t got a clue what the hell I’m talkin’ about!
The outside A/C unit decided to quit working. I’ll bet it’s 10 years to the day that it was put in! Those damned outside units don’t live past 10 years down here in the salty air, and I’ll be damned if ours didn’t crap out. Not that anyone bearing a striking resemblance to ME hasn’t been warning anyone else in this house…
So now it’s 82 degrees in here, and it’s been rising about a degree an hour. Sure hope the other half has money to pay the A/C guy, because I sure as hell don’t. Nor do I want to. I could give a shit less, I’ll just plug in the pop up and sleep in there.
On a side note, I looked up the house next door which is for sale. They’re asking $89,000. And it’s been on the market for 67 days… We paid $87,000 for our house in 2001. Based on the price per square foot, ours would be listed at $94,000 right now. That’s down from a peak of $136,000 three years ago. When I wanted to sell…
But dooooon’t listen to me, I’m a male retard. I’m dumber than a box of shit, the TV says so. I got no clue what I’m talking about! I surely can’t recognize housing bubbles, or impending crashes of shit that’s unsustainable! I’m just a male idiot who thinks with his pecker!
Well we’ll see how the “she genius” gets us out of this one, because I threw the ball in her court.
Me, I’m glad the A/C shit the bed. That electricity meter isn’t spinning at 5,000 RPM, which means I’m not getting hosed on the electric bill. Man survived for eons without freakin’ air conditioning and 1,600 square foot drywalled prison cells, so I reckon I will too. HA! This is a good thing in my opinion, because those three spoiled rotten females I’m stuck living with will get a taste of humble pie…
Sun, Sep 5, 2010
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